Ahoy-hoy,
Today we are going to look at another man who claims he is going to save the world. I present to you the one, the only, Alex Chiu!
Mr. Chiu lives in San Francisco which is in itself a breeding ground for kooks. Alex, like any other great kook, has some extravagant ideas that have absolutely no basis whatsoever in science.
These include...
-Immortality rings: Rings that look like big ugly bolts. When one wears these on their fingers they will then be granted immortality!
-Curing the crippled through the use of magnets (which he now admits failed)
-A schematic for a teleportation machine that has absolutely no detail on exactly how it would break down a solid mass into an electrical signal to transmit over the airwaves to be re-constructed out of nothingness (wheeeeze)
-A medicine that when taken daily in conjunction with immortality rings will alter appearances and make the user "even more gorgeous than supermodels". He also claims it will cure AIDs, handicaps, cancer, tumors, and HERPES! (Former herpes cure can be found here.)
-How to build a UFO. Includes some wonderful drawings that remind me of being 8 years old again...
-Raising the dead
Etc. Etc.
I recommend going through his site yourself. I strongly believe that it speaks for itself.
http://www.liveforevernow.com/
-Doc
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4 comments:
That must be the ugliest site I have ever seen. That guy must have suffered soms bumps on the noggin'. what will he come up with next? Cooking with Chiu? "needs more eye of newt!"
It is an ugly site. Expecially his space station page
-Doc
I dunno... Either I'm naive enough to think Humans can't get that stupid (this almost goes above and beyond Brad's hollow earth speech), or this is a bit of a troll. I mean the whole "gorgeous pil" section seems to take the piss, especially the progress pictures.
Just stumbled in here and I'm delighted I did !
I now have a wish list full of Chiu.
Santa Chuis' :-)
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